D-A-V-E!

I'll take it from here, ladies. First of all, I would like to say that it's good to be back. Second, I'm not here to brag about my '08, but to simply justify my sweet month long vacation. Third, I brought cheerleaders as promised.

So where were we? My last post was like early September. After a summer at 10x10 Entertainment cranking out 'Stylista' and tranny-infested 'Top Model', I got that wonderfully seductive Story Producer promotion for 'Solitary 3.0'. Two week shoot and eleven weeks of post. Awesome, right?

Well, those of you who were there to hear me vent know how "smooth" it went. (Kristy, Joel, Solie, Ryan, Brandt, Chelsea, Jenz, J...seriously, I appreciate it.)

That's done now and I'm taking some much needed R&R. The month of December--with the exception of the anticipated drama--has been, and will be spent writing and planning for '09. I'm 200+ pages (manuscript) in 'Hero' and should be done by xmas.

'Dreams' is boiling at Disney and Walden Media; Emily and Selena are still excited (that helps). 'Exit' has serious eyes looking at it and I remain confident for an '09 start date.

The word of the holiday season is: Confidence. The word of the new year will be: Perseverance. (Did I spell that right? No time! Moving on!)

If all goes according to plan, I will be too busy making 'Dreams' and 'Exit' back to back to make it home for my high school reunion in July.

Confidence, ladies. Perseverance.

Cue the music, I feel like dancing.

Dave Will Be Back Soon, Promise

The title says it all--I will be back blogging soon. 'Solitary' has gone into post and we are getting our feet wet prepping the first few episodes. Soon there will be more time to do blogging in the morning before I start the daily grind.

Be back soon. I'll bring cheerleaders.

JCVD

This takes a level of courage that I didn't think Van Damme had. Proud of ya!

Oh Dub-ya...

Of course Dub-ya showed up to watch Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor practice before their opening match (and victory) against Japan. Very subtle, Mr. President.

The Mormon Religion - Dum, dum, dum, dum.

Periodic Table Of Awesomeness

'Appaloosa' - An Ed Harris Joint

Exclusive: 'Appaloosa' Trailer

Triumph at Comic Con

"If you're here, who's at home disappointing your parents?"

The Predator Handshake

Yup, pretty much.

Comic Con 2008 - TRON 2 (TR2N)

Here is bootlegged footage of that teaser that Disney surprised everyone with. There is probably a better version out there and there will, without a doubt, be a Quicktime version soon, but here it is anyway.

Did we ask for a Tron 2? No.

Do we need a Tron 2? No.

Want? Meh.

Will I see it...possibly drunk or high? Yes.

Knight Rider - Fair Enough.

The Knight Rider TV movie that premiered last February boiled down to two hours of KITT driving to Vegas and back to L.A. You think I'm kidding? Watch it. So the hungry masses screamed, "We need more action!"

Instead of finding a happy medium, they gave us this.

So KITT's a transformer now? Fair enough.

Mick Jagger Turns 65; Is Eligible For Pension

Mick Jagger celebrates his 65th birthday on Saturday; this makes him eligible for basic state pension of just under $180 a week.

In other news, he also took your daughter to prom. She had the best sex she's ever had in her life. Keith bought her boyfriend booze, distracting him from the whole evening. Charlie sat quietly in the limo. Ronnie was just happy to be invited.

Aliens Have Visited Earth--Confirmed.

Moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell Claims Alien Contact Cover-up
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"there has been visitation"
July 24, 2008 12:01am

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

'Mirrors'

This sweet baby is from the upcoming horror flick 'Mirrors' starring Keifer Sutherland and Amy Smart.

Jesus, Rosie Perez. Get your shit together.

Rosie really came to Letterman prepared on Friday. She referred to her 'Pineapple Express' co-star as Seth "Rogaine" (and no, that wasn't her accent at work), she didn't really know who wrote the movie, and kind of had an idea as to what clip they were going to show. That's why she's dominating Hollywood.

Chappelle's Show - Player Haters Ball

Here it is. Finally. My absolute favorite Chappelle's Show skit. The Player Haters Ball.

Step Brothers - "Show and Tell"

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Chappelle's Show - Black Bush

"Me and Jeb just came back from Africa..."

"Cradle of fuckin' civilization!"

The Dark Knight & Trailers

We caught the midnight showing of The Dark Knight last night and I have to say that it was good. No, it's not the perfect, master's thesis of cinema that some of the reviews are claming it to be. However, Heath did give the performance of his career; it kinda makes you wonder if you would want to be remembered as a character such as DK's Joker. Watch for his magic trick. The dude is crazy. Rest of the cast is solid as always but Maggie G suffered the same fate as Katie Holmes in Begins. We came to the decision that the Rachel Dawes character is simply too weak and definitely could have been strengthened.
I found the movie long. Some may disagree with me; that's totally fine. I'll refer back to my King Kong statement: Did this NEED to be two and a half hours? No. Did we NEED all the twists, turns, and plot points that were shoved down our throats? No. Are we glad we were force fed everything that is The Dark Knight? Yes.

I don't want to go too much into it--I'm a fan of giving people opening weekend before I throw my full two cents at them.

Now to the trailers. There were some good ones. I'll leave out the Ridley Scott-DiCaprio-Crowe one because i wasn't impressed. But here's Terminator: Salvation and Watchmen.

OLD School! Y'all Better Learn This Shit.

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I love that I found this again online. I thought it would be lost forever. Joel, Luke, and I used to quote this shit constantly. Now I'm passing it on to the new generation; I already have Jen saying, "C'mon in ya broke motherfuckers."

Outlander - Jesus?

That's right, it's Jim "Jesus" Caviezel, towering over a pile of vikings. The story is simple, Jesus comes from the stars and aids the Norsemen in their battle against an alien being. Just like in The Bible. Makes sense to me; fuck you for rolling your eyes.

Heroes: Villains

Meh. After the fucking trainwreck that was Season 2, the peacock is gonna have to do a hell of a lot more to get me excited about Heroes. Noah talking about bad guys isn't gonna do it.

Max Payne(?)

Okay, I played the Max Payne video game way back when. It was simply about a man taking revenge for his wife and baby being slaughtered. Now there's this movie. Way too much talk about the forces of evil and divinity. Is that an Angel dragging a man out of a window?

UPDATE: Nevermind, I seem to recall the game having drug induced dream sequences. Mostly about death. So I think we're all good. Go get 'em Mark.

Rain Of Madness

A trailer for the Tropic Thunder mocumentary.

Counting The F'ing Seconds...

The Dark Knight--July 18th--is gathering nearly perfect reviews. It's at 100% (at time of this post)on Rottentomatos.com and is being called a Crime-Drama Masterpiece. For a great read, check out Peter Travers' Rolling Stone review of the movie. It makes it sounds like The f'ing Godfather.

Happy Fourth Of July From The Muppets

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Gets funnier the more you watch it.

The Lilypad Cities

Belgian architect Vincent Callebaut has offered a long term solution to the long term looming threat of rising sea levels. Lilypad Cities. You read that right. Based off the Amazonia Victoria Regia lilypad (duh) these floating cities will float outside coastal cities and act as relief to the millions left homeless from submerged islands. The mighty lilipad, he says, will be able to sail anywhere in the world and will be entirely eco-friendly. Carbon dioxide and waste will be recycled for energy and the entire city will be emission free as there will be no vehicles.

These little babies could be operational within the next century.

UPDATE: Fuck this. Lilypad Cities!? Who are we kidding? Never happening.

Watermelon Will Get You Laid This 4th Of July.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's top producers of the seedless variety.

Expect watermelon to be sold out this year.

Aliens Spotted At Wimbledon; May Be Humans In Masks

Two humans wearing faceless masks were spotted in the crowd at Wimbledon. The UK Press has ruled out an alien invasion. But seriously, first the Hadron Collider (which Tommy insists is a good thing), then the goopy mess in the China coasts, now THESE clowns!?

Will no one take this seriously?

Dave Chappelle - Sesame Street

I still, after all these years, find everything that Dave Chappelle says and does absolutely hilarious. This is from his Pre-Chappelle's Show stand up in D.C.

"BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!"

Zero Punctuation - Web Comics

This is a new edition to the blog that I will be adding each week--every Wednesday actually. Ben "Yahtzee" Crowhsaw reviews video games and gaming events for The Escapist magazine. His intense stream of conciousness and Window's Movie Maker videos featuring stick figures make some of these pretty hilarious.

For a good time--only if you're into gaming, of course--check out his reviews for Devil May Cry 4 and GTA 4. They are hilarious.

Arrested Development

Recently, at the Hellboy II premiere, Jeffery Tambor revealed that the Arrested Development movie is for sure going to happen. I can't wait. This was, without a doubt, the greatest loss to TV in recent memory; to have it back in any form is wonderful.

Enjoy Michael being called a chicken.

UPDATE: I REALLY hope they bring Carl Weathers back.

Take That, China. Now you're all green.

Local officials in Qingdao, in the Shandong province, are scrambling to clean up after a massive algae bloom stuck their coast just six weeks before the start of the Olympics. I know this is a time for us all to be united in the spirit of the Olympic Games, but just try to look at that picture and not draw the capitalistic parallels.

Or just stare at the picture and try not to snicker. Heh, algae. What a mess.

UPDATE: Give me back my brother, you bastards!

Hadron Collider + The Wrong Hands = Big Problems

Brandt brought this to my attention; CNN confirmed. Buried 300 feet below ground, this powerful atom smasher, once turned on, some fear, could span a black hole that could swallow Earth. Or mearly spit out particles that could turn Earth into a hot dead clump.

Whatever works, you know?

Scientists say we're all good.

However, that's what they ALL says before we're swallowed into another dimension facing creatures beyond our understanding.

Someone at Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies is taking notes as we speak.

UPDATE: Brandt reminded me that this whole situation was pretty much the plot of Stephen King's The Mist.

50 States In 50 Days

It's been awhile since I've blogged (as the Russian Cheerleaders will tell you) but since we last spoke, my cousin Mike has embarked on another adventure. Mike, aka Indiana Jones, aka He Who Conquered Everest And Saved A Life On The Way Down, is hitting the highest points in all fifty states in fifty days. It's a grueling adventure, to say the least, but it's all being documented by my sister's boyfriend Jordan.

Sponsered by Coleman, Mike basically just pitches these ideas, they throw him money, and he goes on adventures.

Next up, possibly, is a trek across Antarctica. He told me about it over beers at Malones a few weeks ago. My friends Chelsea, Holly, and Tim were jawdropped.

I, for one, was the first to volunteer to document that whole damn thing. All I'll need is a small team.

Who's with me!?

'Crickets'.

The 100 Movie Montage

Quantum Of Solace - Teaser

The Onion News - How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

College Humor - Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

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"Oh Dalton...we should put down a towel."

"Why?"

"I'm...spotting..."

"Oh..."

Mars Is Sweet.

As all of you may know, ice has been found just beneath the surface of Mars. Ice, once melted, becomes water--if I understand that correctly. Scientists say that water is necessary for life. Did Arakis need water in 'Dune'? I can't remember; either way, the spice must flow.

Here's Mars.

Dave Is Back, Baby!

Back, by popular demand, is the In America blog! Now, I'll be the first to admit that laziness and sheer apathy have been the primary causes for my absence. I was about to finish that last sentence with, "...from the blogosphere", but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

That's how much I care!

Gone are the days when my soul sucking day job determines whether or not I can laugh at the lowest common denominator. Maybe I spelled that right; maybe I didn't.

I don't know. Moving on.

I can't promise I'll post as frequently as I did when I did nothing at NBC/Universal.

I can't promise that I'll post everyday.

But you have called; I have answered.

'In America' is back and it brought presents.

Russian Cheerleaders!

Show us what you've got, you Godless Soviets!

Cue the music! Dave's Back!

West Wing Season 2 Finale

I've been going through the West Wing seasons and this is bliss. It combines two of my favorite things: West Wing and Dire Straits.

Heaven Sent.

Snuff Box - The Boyfriend Scenes

FUCK you...WHISKEY!

Best Halo Betrayal Yet

Yet again, another gem from Brandt.

RC Car + Bottles = Mario Theme

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Thanks to Brandt for hitting me up with this.

Atonement

"Not fakin' it, makin' it right!"

High Fidelity Wisdom Via Springsteen

"Thanks Boss".

Some Ty Wisdom To Wrap Up Your Weekend

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute...and a donut with no hole, is a danish.' He was a funny guy."

Finally...

Tommy Snyder Vs. Communism

Tommy just got word that he is the proud recipient of the US Department Of State Critical Language Scholarship. This will send him to China from June to August to study the language. All expenses paid, of course. This is the perfect opportunity for the future Leader Of Earth to spread democracy, crush capitalism, and emit the bright light of American sunshine.

We've already discussed it. His first day will go as follows:

He will be taken into a torture chamber where he will be blinded by four lights. They will then ask him how many fixtures he sees.

"How many lights, Mr. Snyder?"

"There...there are four lights..."

He will then be given a brutal electric shock. They will continue to ask him in an attempt to brainwash him into thinking there are five lights. He will not budge, though.

There are four lights.

This brutal treatment will go on for six days.

On the seventh, they will free him.

"Welcome to China, Mr. Snyder"

Lion Attacks Modern Dancer

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Look, Lion obviously wants this girl dead. Just get her out of the room.

By the way, lady, things could have been SO MUCH WORSE so just be thankful it just knocked the wind out of you.

The Slo-Mo Bitch Slap

South Park - Britney Episode

A clip from the most recent South Park where Britney blows her brains out and lives.

South Park Studios

This site launched awhile ago; it's the best thing ever.

www.southparkstudios.com

Everything South Park. Episodes, clips, etc.

Here's the terrorist video from the Imaginationland episode.

The Mormon Religion

"Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb"

Fuck this thing.

If I see this thing coming at me, I will destroy it.

Good plan, gentlemen.

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Owned.

The Onion News

Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

Tropic Thunder

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Granted the Pope moved the holiday to Saturday, but here are the Muppets singing "Danny Boy".

Tracy Morgan talks about Obama.

"Bitch may be the new black but black is the new president, bitch"

Speed Racer - Full Trailer

This in an IMAX theater will melt our brains. It no longer matters how impartial I was to the Teaser or the source material. This movie is going to be wild.

I suddenly have the urge to kill something.

Lost Boys: The Tribe

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I don't know what I was expecting but this looks terrible.

The Onion News

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

"Whoever did this is very skilled with a knife; It looks to me like they've done this before. Hundreds perhaps thousands of times"

Stunt Rock!

I've never seen so much shit happening all at once. Thanks to Kristy for opening my eyes to this action.

Don't worry, man, I hate Tennessee too.

"They some snitches...."

"It's that puke, inside of a pumpkin orange...and I hate pumpkins"

BAM!

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Queen rocks so hard that his car can't take it!

Ollie The Reporter Gets No Respect

glumbert - Anchor vs Reporter

"Well, If I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ollie, I'll do that later"

Fred And Sharon Make Video Movies

This is just sad.

Gnarls Barkley May Cause Seizures

MTV banned this video because it could cause seizures. If that was an actual concern, they wouldn't have allowed Barkley to perform a few years back with his band dressed as Star Wars characters. THAT caused seizures.

Swayze + Cancer = Five Weeks To Live

Everything I needed to know about the philosophy of life I learned from Dalton in Road House. Things like, "Pain Don't Hurt" and "Be nice...until it's time to not be nice". If it's true and Swayze only has five weeks to live, then the next round is on me.

This one's for you, Dalton.

The Island From Lost

Thanks to Tom for sending this to me.

BOOM

Sawyer and his inability to learn names.

"Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up."

The Onion News

FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It�s Alyson Hannigan

...okay, so this happened.

There are thing I'll do and things I won't do. And brother, let me tell you, I will NOT piss in a singing robots mouth.

The Onion News

In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

Lisa's Mom Has Got It Goin' On.

Our girl from the club video is back in another college humor skit.

Pokemon W/Commentary

"Snorlax fucking OWNS you!"

Cats Are Learning To Talk

In a few generations, cats will have the ability to talk. Then you'll pay. Don't think you wont pay!!!

MST3K - Spring Fever

Just as a reminder, here is one of the finest things to come out of Minnesota in a long time.

Iron Man - Full Trailer

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Well, that seals that deal. That's exactly what I want out of a superhero movie.

Wait, what?

From VARIETY

Disney planning 'Step Up 3-D'
'Streets' director Chu could return for sequel
By MICHAEL FLEMING
Disney will proceed with a third installment of its hit dance franchise "Step Up," tentatively titled "Step Up 3-D."

Pic will become the latest 3-D live-action film from the Mouse House, with "Step Up 2 the Streets" director Jon Chu in talks to reprise.

Offspring Entertainment partners Adam Shankman and Jennifer Gibgot, who have reupped at Disney for three years, will develop the film; the pair produced the first two "Step Up" pics.

Deal extension, which keeps them on the lot through 2011, comes after "Step Up 2 the Streets" turned in a surprisingly strong $28.7 million over the five-day Presidents Day weekend. The picture, co-financed by Disney and Summit Entertainment, cost $20 million to make.

Offspring, which was formed at Disney by siblings Shankman and Gibgot, previously produced the Sandra Bullock starrer "Premonition" and just wrapped the Burr Steers-directed "Seventeen" at New Line; that film starred Shankman's "Hairspray" lead Zac Efron.

This week, Shankman began directing the Adam Sandler starrer "Bedtime Stories" for Disney.

Among the projects that Offspring is developing at Disney are "Undateable," a comedy scripted by Jack Angelo and Sam Brown (with Fuse Entertainment also producing); "Monday, Monday," a Flint Wainess-scripted comedy that is a teenage "Groundhog Day"; "Wish," a live-action "Aladdin" scripted by Bill Kelly ("Enchanted"); a Jason Filardi-scripted "Topper" remake that Offspring will produce with Mandeville, with Steve Martin starring; and a Don Scott-scripted remake of "All of Me" that has Queen Latifah attached to star.

{Seriously, a boardroom at Disney must be the craziest thing we've ever seen. It's like a clown, a mime, Mickey from the theme park, a bear in a top hat, and a 1950's robot.}

Jackpot, Moment Of Truth, JACKPOT!

Marriage. Over.

Finally, this show steps up!

The Ultimate Doom Weapon

Easy, crazy girl, easy now.

Crazy Girl at the Pro-Choice Rally Video proof that all fanatics are jerks--no matter what their issue is. She`s actually turned me into a pro-lifer.

The Final Five Minutes Of Rambo

Watch every second of this. So much death.

Wow...seriously?

Why You Should Never Propose at a Basketball Game

Congratulations. No one loves you.

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Jesus! At least say yes and then tell him no later!

Michael Bay Demands Things To Be Awesome

Insanity Is Awe Inspiring

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At what point does it cease to be a "Ski Jump" and instead become a suicide attempt? Listen to the scream on the third jump, it'll crack you up.

Kirk, a God among Men.

This is diplomacy at work. All conflicts, personal or otherwise, with the opposite sex should be settled like this. Woo them with a kiss, then deliver the unsuspecting right hook.

Spongebob cast reenacting the classics.

Lil' J, please, you're drunk!

Look, it's simple. If you have anything to say, say it to her face or hit her up on her myspace. It's all spelled out for you.

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

"Damn, I thought that was closer..."

'ELBOW'

Fantastic

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Cinder Blocks For Sale

Hey, I asked for cinder blocks, not attitude.

Dated, but still funny.

This is hilarious. I used to be able to see a 'Viva Laughlin' billboard from my roof; if I had to look at that guy's shit eating grin one more day I was gonna burn that thing down.

Some Lost Highway for your afternoon...

"At your house, remember? In fact, I'm there right now..."

Jay Leno Test Drives K.I.T.T.

Lightning Vs. Christ

The 130ft statue of Jesus in Rio was stuck by lightning during a recent storm. High winds caused damage in the city below but the statue was unscathed. Sounds like a lot of church propaganda if you ask me.

You never ask me...

Enjoy the photo.

The Onion News

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

Fight Quest

The Onion News

In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

The Onion News

Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy: 'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon

It'll be on everyone else's blog, may as well be on mine too.

Take it easy, Chris.

David Lynch's opinion.

Oh, the 60's...

"You know, the girls down at the office make better coffee on their hotplates!"



"I hate to see them work so hard...let's go around back where we can't see 'em"

Classic SNL

THX Lemur

College Humor

The Onion News

Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

Planet Fucking Earth

Anonymous just took it up a notch!

Feb. 10th, man. Shit is going down. I want this to be BIG--V For Vendetta big. Otherwise it's really not worth my time.

So let me get this straight. Robots are going to dismantle the Church Of Scientology?

Way to keep it together, buddy.

glumbert - Lip syncing gone very obvious

"But Thursday morning, Jean walked outside only to find that Jesus was gone"

This just in: GE is bankrupt.

glumbert - Will Ferrell has a Power Lunch

Movie Scenes Out Of Context

This is brilliant.

The Onion News

Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

"What color are the squiggly lines?"

Quantum Of Solace

The title of the new Bond film, coming out November 7th, is Quantum Of Solace.

Some Caddyshack for your morning.

"I was boorrrrn to love you, I was borrrrrn to lick your face..."

Hank Azaria at The Comedy Club

Wow...

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It's comforting to know that, at any point in my day, I can sit back and say, "You know, I am completely sane". There are some people who can't say that. Like this woman. It's always the religious nuts.

Carl On The NFC Championship

The Onion News

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

"It'll bring some of these fatter issues to the forefront and, you know, that can only help the fat community"

Some Army Of Darkness for your afternoon.

"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up..."

The Onion News

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

"I don't want the wishes to ever end..."

NAILED IT

We all know this person, but I'm telling you, this is an absolute, spot on impression of someone I know. There are a handful of you who will watch this and be blown the fuck away. It's perfect. Spot on. 100% nailed it.

I've been standing next to said human being when she has uttered at least 10 of these things to someone at a bar or club.

Everything you need to know about LOST in 8:15.

ESPN Vs. American Gladiators

"The question is, does SHE want to go one more time? That was just the warm-up, here comes the pain!"

Tommy and Al Franken

Al Franken with the future leader of Earth.

Tracy Morgan at his finest.

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

I feel the need to remind everyone that this movie is coming out. I've said it many times, they need to release a trailer. NOW. The hype for this movie is being far over shadowed by The Dark Knight; they've had a teaser, a trailer, and the first 8 minutes in IMAX. Step up, Indy.

Too Big For Slide

glumbert - Always listen to Dad

The durability of this slide is equal to the durability of the bond this father has with his son.

Family Guy

The Monopoly Man in Shawshank.

What a bitch.

When it comes down to it, yes, Tony Romo should NOT have been on vacation in Cabo before the playoffs. Maybe he should have been conditioning instead of wasting time with Jessica Simpson. At any rate, T.O. is a bitch.

WHAM!

Way to NOT take a punch, buddy. They'll be reviewing this tape in the locker room after the fight; trying to figure out where they went wrong.

This is the world we live in.

http://quarterwater.blogspot.com/2008/01/end-is-near.html

Check out the link above from Joel's QuarterWater blog. This is a sad commentary on this nations state of affairs going into 2008. When 3,000,000 people walking this Earth have Soulja Boy as their ring tone and 22,000,000 people have watched the instructional video, you know we're in trouble. Twenty two MILLION. I wonder how many people have actually spent time learning that dance instead of acquiring a new hobby or skill. Oh wait, twenty two million!

I've heard the song, it sucks.

I've seen people attempt the dance, it sucks.

This is the world we live in. A world where people sit in front of their computers and learn this stupid fucking dance on the off chance that they will hear it in the club. Then for a few minutes they can "shine".

What makes this different from the Macarena? The Electric Slide?

Soulja Boy says that he has more "Soulja Boy, Tell Em" gifts for us this upcoming year.

Is that a threat?

This is simply another part of pop culture that I want absolutely nothing to do with.

Wake me when it's over.