Sunday, March 30, 2008
Some Ty Wisdom To Wrap Up Your Weekend
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute...and a donut with no hole, is a danish.' He was a funny guy."
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Tommy Snyder Vs. Communism
Tommy just got word that he is the proud recipient of the US Department Of State Critical Language Scholarship. This will send him to China from June to August to study the language. All expenses paid, of course. This is the perfect opportunity for the future Leader Of Earth to spread democracy, crush capitalism, and emit the bright light of American sunshine.
We've already discussed it. His first day will go as follows:
He will be taken into a torture chamber where he will be blinded by four lights. They will then ask him how many fixtures he sees.
"How many lights, Mr. Snyder?"
"There...there are four lights..."
He will then be given a brutal electric shock. They will continue to ask him in an attempt to brainwash him into thinking there are five lights. He will not budge, though.
There are four lights.
This brutal treatment will go on for six days.
On the seventh, they will free him.
"Welcome to China, Mr. Snyder"
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Lion Attacks Modern Dancer
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Look, Lion obviously wants this girl dead. Just get her out of the room.
By the way, lady, things could have been SO MUCH WORSE so just be thankful it just knocked the wind out of you.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
South Park - Britney Episode
A clip from the most recent South Park where Britney blows her brains out and lives.
South Park Studios
This site launched awhile ago; it's the best thing ever.
www.southparkstudios.com
Everything South Park. Episodes, clips, etc.
Here's the terrorist video from the Imaginationland episode.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Granted the Pope moved the holiday to Saturday, but here are the Muppets singing "Danny Boy".
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Speed Racer - Full Trailer
This in an IMAX theater will melt our brains. It no longer matters how impartial I was to the Teaser or the source material. This movie is going to be wild.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
The Onion News
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
"Whoever did this is very skilled with a knife; It looks to me like they've done this before. Hundreds perhaps thousands of times"
Stunt Rock!
I've never seen so much shit happening all at once. Thanks to Kristy for opening my eyes to this action.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Don't worry, man, I hate Tennessee too.
"They some snitches...."
"It's that puke, inside of a pumpkin orange...and I hate pumpkins"
BAM!
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Queen rocks so hard that his car can't take it!
Ollie The Reporter Gets No Respect
"Well, If I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ollie, I'll do that later"
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Gnarls Barkley May Cause Seizures
MTV banned this video because it could cause seizures. If that was an actual concern, they wouldn't have allowed Barkley to perform a few years back with his band dressed as Star Wars characters. THAT caused seizures.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Swayze + Cancer = Five Weeks To Live
Everything I needed to know about the philosophy of life I learned from Dalton in Road House. Things like, "Pain Don't Hurt" and "Be nice...until it's time to not be nice". If it's true and Swayze only has five weeks to live, then the next round is on me.
This one's for you, Dalton.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
...okay, so this happened.
There are thing I'll do and things I won't do. And brother, let me tell you, I will NOT piss in a singing robots mouth.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Cats Are Learning To Talk
In a few generations, cats will have the ability to talk. Then you'll pay. Don't think you wont pay!!!
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