Halo 3 Suicide

Genius.

The A Team

Ice Cube is moments away from being cast as B.A. Baracus in The A Team movie.

Merry Christmas - Knight Rider

"Hello Mike"



All I have to do is convince the girl of my dreams to allow me to walk down the aisle to this song.

The Apatow Crew Promoting 'Walk Hard'

"You done pulled me into some viral marketing BULLSHIT!"

The Sliding Door Challenge

They should Americanize this; I would totally watch this while high.

Carl on the recent steroid allegations.

The Onion News

International Scandal: Don Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Film Role

"We did not want to target women and children...but Cheadle insisted."

Idiot.

The Dark Knight

Five Minutes Of Cloverfield

Blade Runner: Final Cut

On DVD December 18th.

Here Comes Satan!

The Onion News

Our Troops Send Holiday Wishes For Peace, Goodwill, And Body Armor

"...we don't know how we're not dead yet"

Wow...seriously?

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Way to NOT keep your composure after a crash.

Some Gob for your afternoon...

"Oh, heh, yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy that doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!"

Lost - Season 4

The New K.I.T.T.

The new K.I.T.T. from NBC's remake of Knight Rider.

UPDATE: It was just announced that Will Arnett is going to be the voice of KITT. Why not, right?

Hockey Fans

This is neither good nor bad. It simply IS.

30 Rock - Democrats and Republicans

"I'm Jack Donaghy, dammit...and this is my woman"

Ready For This?

Aston Martin DBS

Aston Martin just resigned with the Bond franchise. That means the DBS will be the new Bond car for the next few films.

Way to fly, Gaborik.

The stadium begins to play "I Believe I Can Fly", just to add insult to injury.

Buy This Shirt

The Onion News

Report: Nation�s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

First Official Poster

Speed Racer

I have a feeling we'll all walk out of the theater angry, confused, and disoriented.

BANG!

The U.N. takes PSA's up a notch.

Fucking Classic.

This shit will keep him awake at night for the rest of his life.

Will it blend?

Thanks to Brandt for this!

The Colonol

Idiot.

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And what did we learn?

The Cube

"Dude, you gotta believe"

You Never Divide By Zero

Tommy hooked me up with this and the previous entry photo.

Wow, Happy Chanukah

Thank you, Islam, for reminding me that we are nowhere near peace. Not just on your end of the globe, but ANYWHERE. I'm gonna drink tonight; I was gonna drink to world peace, but I'll pass now. Thanks a crud load.

Wait, what?

I didn't see Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer because it looked stupid. After seeing this clip, not only will I NEVER see it, but I will prevent other people from watching it. That is my mission. It worked once before when I successfully talked people out of buying tickets to Battlefield Earth and it will work again.

The Onion News

Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At Strong Women In TV Awards

"It didn't used to be that way...but they've come a long way"

Calvin & Hobbes

Gettin' Rid Of The Lawnmower

Idiot Attempts to Load his Lawn Mower into a Truck

You can probably guess that this doesn't work out because if it did, that would be the shittiest video ever.

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Wish there was more to see, but it's good enough.

Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit

I'm gonna mail in and see what happens. It'll be like that episode of The Simpsons where they called the Vincent Price's Egg Magic number. Didn't get that reference? Well, here...

Internet Animals On Strike

Chuck

A couple Chuck promos for ya.

A true Raiders fan.

"I paid to get into the game, I can say whatever I want!"

College Humor

Idiot.

The Dark Knight

Wow...seriously?

Do woman still watch The View? Seriously? It's one thing to have a show where women can go and get various quirky opinions on certain subjects; this is something else entirely. This is a level of naive stupidity reserved for young children who have yet to develop their own views on the world's religions.

College Humor

The Bidniz, 1993

"Givin' 'im da bidniz"

College Humor

"I beg to differ." (from CollegeHumor)

The Onion News

Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

While you're at it, buy these too.

It goes without saying that I'm a huge fan of novelty shirts.

Buy This Shirt

Remember the punching game? Lord knows I do.

Nintendo Wii Dog Rape

Sad. Well, that seals the deal. I'm getting a 360.

A Practical Guide To Video Game Racism

Punch Out and Street Fighter taught us everything we need to know about the races of the world.

Walk Hard

"We're smokin' reefer and you don't want any part of this shit!"

Pineapple Express

New Seth Rogan. Not crazy about James Franco, but I'll follow Seth Rogan anywhere.

Wait, what?

I blinked, what happened?

SARAH!!!

"Yeah, yes, I'd love that, Lou. This is kinda the biggest honor--SARAH!!!"

Givin' Him The Business.

Quote of the year.

Jesus Christ!

PSA's are hardcore in Canada...

Onion News

Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

"...personally, I think that cost him the election"

Homerun

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What was this guy even doing on the track? Was it his first time? I'm fairly sure I could make it around once.

Thanks a crud load, Dr. Pepper.

I enjoyed "Chocolate Rain" as much as the next guy...a year ago. This is a promo music video to promote Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper.

What. The. Fuck.

This is what keeps me out of the ocean...and awake at night.

The Onion News

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Ok, that's it. I HAVE to get a job working for The Onion News.

Japan

I'm at a loss for words...

Take THAT sinners.

I don't know what's better, the picture or the verse.

Knocked the FUCK out.

Crazy Kick to the Head Awesomely Knocks a Guy Out

If there's ever a contest for getting KO'd in style, this guy's got it won.

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God Jesus

The Crossroads

For those of you selling your souls, here are the coordinates. When you get to hell, tell 'em Google Earth got you there.

In preparation for Kwanzaa

Denver Broncos

Animal Behaviorist

This guy can talk to lions...what the fuck can YOU do!?

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

I hate the title, you hate the title, let's just move on and enjoy the movie.

The Joker

America...which I invented...

"I rode a horse all the way from Heaven to tell you something important..."

Finally...

The Anatomy Of A Facehugger

Binocular Soccer

Everything looks more fun in Japan.

B'Arhhh

The Morning After

"We all went in with certain expectations, the evening took a nasty left turn, now we must face certain facts in the cold light of day."

Yeah, bitch.

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Goodnight

Guy Eats the Ground After Flipping his Bike

Most people would be holding their face in agony. But apparently this guy wants to take a nap?

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"Are you okay?"

"I dunno...I gotta rest..."

Remix

!?

Brandt just sent this to me. Apparently it's a Norton AntiVirus Marketing Campaign...of some kind.

Green Team

"Just 'cause I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy, motherfucker!"

C'mon...

Sexy Tetris - Watch more free videos

Look, the point of human tetris, sexy or not, is to try. It's not about whether or not you make it, it's how funny you are when you blow it. Step it up, ladies.

Cloverfield Trailer

I dig it.

Check it out at this link:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

Jesus...

Well, obviously you would lose in a samurai showdown if you didn't take cough medicine. Idiot.

Top 10 Dwight Moments

Seems like an old list, but always funny.

Walk Hard

Still on the fence about this movie, but this is pretty good.

Magneto

Uncle Remus

Just saw another list of Disney's most racist moments and sure enough, Remus was at the top. There is a reason you will never see 'Song Of The South' on DVD. The lesson it taught kids was that the late 1800's were a great time to be African American.

Terrible...just terrible.

Maybe it's just me, but I still think the black crows from 'Dumbo' were more racist.

Oh well, one of them is on DVD, one of them is locked in the back of the Disney vault.

Zip a dee do dah.

The Perfect Reaction

Not as good as the fat kid almost falling off that ride but it's good enough. You know what? Let's check that out too.



Classic

The Forbidden Kingdom

Same old stuff. Flipping, flying, spinning, running on walls, etc. But it has Jet-Li AND Jackie Chan so, in theory, it should be the greatest movie of all time. It also has the kid from Sky High for some reason...I'll get back to you on that.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Jackpot.

Ghostbusters Video Game

Finally...

Commander Crisp

It's never too late for Crisp!

How To Make A Reality TV Show

Find twenty completely unstable, TOTALLY insane people, dangle a prize in front of them and watch them go bat-shit crazy. In the case of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, find a bunch of jocks, a bunch of lesbians, fuck with their minds, and then vote them off the island.

There goes our funding...

Older video, but still cracks me up. The best part is when they wheel out the dividers as if there was nothing to see here.

Wait, what?

My brain is still trying to register this.

...and THIS happened.

Our finest moment. Me popping the wheel, Honzl with the rifle. There were deaths involved...including our own.

...okay, so this happened.

I certainly hope the students of UC Berkeley appreciate how much work went into this. Wait, does the average College student these days even REMEMBER these games!?

Cowbell Hero

I'd buy this...and I wouldn't think twice about it.

New Shirt

That's a good one.

YES!

You know what? I bet no one got fired over this. I bet the entire newsroom laughed about it for the rest of the week; then they brought it up at the Christmas party.

I Am Legend/The Joker short

Pretty wild. Before I Am Legend we will be getting a ten minute short film all about The Joker from The Dark Knight.

Hollywood/Highland Traffic Report

I suppose there are worse reasons to stop traffic on Hollywood between Highland and Orange tomorrow night.

Well played, Kingston, well played.

Alright, fine. "Take You There" is a good song. It doesn't make up for the rest of his shit, but it's good enough. Let's move on.

SEE THIS MOVIE

"You could show up tomorrow with your head chopped off; you don't mean nothing to me"

"Get in line, Frank, that one goes around the corner too"

Sad...

Very sad.

Amazing...

Fuck You

Fuck you, Sean Kingston. I'm on to you.

Thought Of The Moment

Don't come to me for help or advice, then NOT take said help or advice, then come back AGAIN asking for more.

Pavarotti died at the age of 71. I kept forgetting he even existed. Oh well.

iPod Touch

This was inevitable. The new iPod has all the functions of the iPhone...minus the phone.

NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE

What's the point of making a movie with Jet Li and Jason Statham if it's not going to have any action? I've seen better straight-to-DVD movies that have more intensity than this shit.