Halo 3 Suicide

Genius.

The A Team

Ice Cube is moments away from being cast as B.A. Baracus in The A Team movie.

Merry Christmas - Knight Rider

"Hello Mike"



All I have to do is convince the girl of my dreams to allow me to walk down the aisle to this song.

The Apatow Crew Promoting 'Walk Hard'

"You done pulled me into some viral marketing BULLSHIT!"

The Sliding Door Challenge

They should Americanize this; I would totally watch this while high.

Carl on the recent steroid allegations.

The Onion News

International Scandal: Don Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Film Role

"We did not want to target women and children...but Cheadle insisted."

Idiot.

The Dark Knight

Five Minutes Of Cloverfield

Blade Runner: Final Cut

On DVD December 18th.

Here Comes Satan!

The Onion News

Our Troops Send Holiday Wishes For Peace, Goodwill, And Body Armor

"...we don't know how we're not dead yet"

Wow...seriously?

French Skiier Screams After Bad Crash - Watch more free videos

Way to NOT keep your composure after a crash.

Some Gob for your afternoon...

"Oh, heh, yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy that doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!"

Lost - Season 4

The New K.I.T.T.

The new K.I.T.T. from NBC's remake of Knight Rider.

UPDATE: It was just announced that Will Arnett is going to be the voice of KITT. Why not, right?

Hockey Fans

This is neither good nor bad. It simply IS.

30 Rock - Democrats and Republicans

"I'm Jack Donaghy, dammit...and this is my woman"

Ready For This?

Aston Martin DBS

Aston Martin just resigned with the Bond franchise. That means the DBS will be the new Bond car for the next few films.

Way to fly, Gaborik.

The stadium begins to play "I Believe I Can Fly", just to add insult to injury.

Buy This Shirt

The Onion News

Report: Nation�s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

First Official Poster

Speed Racer

I have a feeling we'll all walk out of the theater angry, confused, and disoriented.

BANG!

The U.N. takes PSA's up a notch.

Fucking Classic.

This shit will keep him awake at night for the rest of his life.

Will it blend?

Thanks to Brandt for this!

The Colonol

Idiot.

Drunk Table Slide Goes Wrong - Watch more free videos

And what did we learn?

The Cube

"Dude, you gotta believe"

You Never Divide By Zero

Tommy hooked me up with this and the previous entry photo.

Wow, Happy Chanukah

Thank you, Islam, for reminding me that we are nowhere near peace. Not just on your end of the globe, but ANYWHERE. I'm gonna drink tonight; I was gonna drink to world peace, but I'll pass now. Thanks a crud load.

Wait, what?

I didn't see Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer because it looked stupid. After seeing this clip, not only will I NEVER see it, but I will prevent other people from watching it. That is my mission. It worked once before when I successfully talked people out of buying tickets to Battlefield Earth and it will work again.

The Onion News

Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At Strong Women In TV Awards

"It didn't used to be that way...but they've come a long way"

Calvin & Hobbes

Gettin' Rid Of The Lawnmower

Idiot Attempts to Load his Lawn Mower into a Truck

You can probably guess that this doesn't work out because if it did, that would be the shittiest video ever.

Get humor videos at NothingToxic

Wish there was more to see, but it's good enough.

Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit

I'm gonna mail in and see what happens. It'll be like that episode of The Simpsons where they called the Vincent Price's Egg Magic number. Didn't get that reference? Well, here...

Internet Animals On Strike

Chuck

A couple Chuck promos for ya.

A true Raiders fan.

"I paid to get into the game, I can say whatever I want!"

College Humor

Idiot.

The Dark Knight

Wow...seriously?

Do woman still watch The View? Seriously? It's one thing to have a show where women can go and get various quirky opinions on certain subjects; this is something else entirely. This is a level of naive stupidity reserved for young children who have yet to develop their own views on the world's religions.

College Humor

The Bidniz, 1993

"Givin' 'im da bidniz"

College Humor

"I beg to differ." (from CollegeHumor)

The Onion News

Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

While you're at it, buy these too.

It goes without saying that I'm a huge fan of novelty shirts.

Buy This Shirt

Remember the punching game? Lord knows I do.

Nintendo Wii Dog Rape

Sad. Well, that seals the deal. I'm getting a 360.

A Practical Guide To Video Game Racism

Punch Out and Street Fighter taught us everything we need to know about the races of the world.

Walk Hard

"We're smokin' reefer and you don't want any part of this shit!"

Pineapple Express

New Seth Rogan. Not crazy about James Franco, but I'll follow Seth Rogan anywhere.

Wait, what?

I blinked, what happened?

SARAH!!!

"Yeah, yes, I'd love that, Lou. This is kinda the biggest honor--SARAH!!!"

Givin' Him The Business.

Quote of the year.