Jesus Christ!

PSA's are hardcore in Canada...

Onion News

Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

"...personally, I think that cost him the election"

Homerun

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What was this guy even doing on the track? Was it his first time? I'm fairly sure I could make it around once.

Thanks a crud load, Dr. Pepper.

I enjoyed "Chocolate Rain" as much as the next guy...a year ago. This is a promo music video to promote Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper.

What. The. Fuck.

This is what keeps me out of the ocean...and awake at night.

The Onion News

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Ok, that's it. I HAVE to get a job working for The Onion News.

Japan

I'm at a loss for words...

Take THAT sinners.

I don't know what's better, the picture or the verse.

Knocked the FUCK out.

Crazy Kick to the Head Awesomely Knocks a Guy Out

If there's ever a contest for getting KO'd in style, this guy's got it won.

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God Jesus

The Crossroads

For those of you selling your souls, here are the coordinates. When you get to hell, tell 'em Google Earth got you there.

In preparation for Kwanzaa

Denver Broncos

Animal Behaviorist

This guy can talk to lions...what the fuck can YOU do!?

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

I hate the title, you hate the title, let's just move on and enjoy the movie.

The Joker

America...which I invented...

"I rode a horse all the way from Heaven to tell you something important..."

Finally...

The Anatomy Of A Facehugger

Binocular Soccer

Everything looks more fun in Japan.

B'Arhhh

The Morning After

"We all went in with certain expectations, the evening took a nasty left turn, now we must face certain facts in the cold light of day."

Yeah, bitch.

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Goodnight

Guy Eats the Ground After Flipping his Bike

Most people would be holding their face in agony. But apparently this guy wants to take a nap?

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"Are you okay?"

"I dunno...I gotta rest..."

Remix

!?

Brandt just sent this to me. Apparently it's a Norton AntiVirus Marketing Campaign...of some kind.

Green Team

"Just 'cause I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy, motherfucker!"

C'mon...

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Look, the point of human tetris, sexy or not, is to try. It's not about whether or not you make it, it's how funny you are when you blow it. Step it up, ladies.

Cloverfield Trailer

I dig it.

Check it out at this link:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

Jesus...

Well, obviously you would lose in a samurai showdown if you didn't take cough medicine. Idiot.

Top 10 Dwight Moments

Seems like an old list, but always funny.

Walk Hard

Still on the fence about this movie, but this is pretty good.

Magneto

Uncle Remus

Just saw another list of Disney's most racist moments and sure enough, Remus was at the top. There is a reason you will never see 'Song Of The South' on DVD. The lesson it taught kids was that the late 1800's were a great time to be African American.

Terrible...just terrible.

Maybe it's just me, but I still think the black crows from 'Dumbo' were more racist.

Oh well, one of them is on DVD, one of them is locked in the back of the Disney vault.

Zip a dee do dah.

The Perfect Reaction

Not as good as the fat kid almost falling off that ride but it's good enough. You know what? Let's check that out too.



Classic

The Forbidden Kingdom

Same old stuff. Flipping, flying, spinning, running on walls, etc. But it has Jet-Li AND Jackie Chan so, in theory, it should be the greatest movie of all time. It also has the kid from Sky High for some reason...I'll get back to you on that.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Jackpot.

Ghostbusters Video Game

Finally...

Commander Crisp

It's never too late for Crisp!

How To Make A Reality TV Show

Find twenty completely unstable, TOTALLY insane people, dangle a prize in front of them and watch them go bat-shit crazy. In the case of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, find a bunch of jocks, a bunch of lesbians, fuck with their minds, and then vote them off the island.

There goes our funding...

Older video, but still cracks me up. The best part is when they wheel out the dividers as if there was nothing to see here.

Wait, what?

My brain is still trying to register this.

...and THIS happened.

Our finest moment. Me popping the wheel, Honzl with the rifle. There were deaths involved...including our own.

...okay, so this happened.

I certainly hope the students of UC Berkeley appreciate how much work went into this. Wait, does the average College student these days even REMEMBER these games!?

Cowbell Hero

I'd buy this...and I wouldn't think twice about it.

New Shirt

That's a good one.

YES!

You know what? I bet no one got fired over this. I bet the entire newsroom laughed about it for the rest of the week; then they brought it up at the Christmas party.

I Am Legend/The Joker short

Pretty wild. Before I Am Legend we will be getting a ten minute short film all about The Joker from The Dark Knight.

Hollywood/Highland Traffic Report

I suppose there are worse reasons to stop traffic on Hollywood between Highland and Orange tomorrow night.

Well played, Kingston, well played.

Alright, fine. "Take You There" is a good song. It doesn't make up for the rest of his shit, but it's good enough. Let's move on.

SEE THIS MOVIE

"You could show up tomorrow with your head chopped off; you don't mean nothing to me"

"Get in line, Frank, that one goes around the corner too"