Friday, February 29, 2008

MST3K - Spring Fever



Just as a reminder, here is one of the finest things to come out of Minnesota in a long time.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Iron Man - Full Trailer

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Well, that seals that deal. That's exactly what I want out of a superhero movie.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wait, what?

From VARIETY

Disney planning 'Step Up 3-D'
'Streets' director Chu could return for sequel
By MICHAEL FLEMING
Disney will proceed with a third installment of its hit dance franchise "Step Up," tentatively titled "Step Up 3-D."

Pic will become the latest 3-D live-action film from the Mouse House, with "Step Up 2 the Streets" director Jon Chu in talks to reprise.

Offspring Entertainment partners Adam Shankman and Jennifer Gibgot, who have reupped at Disney for three years, will develop the film; the pair produced the first two "Step Up" pics.

Deal extension, which keeps them on the lot through 2011, comes after "Step Up 2 the Streets" turned in a surprisingly strong $28.7 million over the five-day Presidents Day weekend. The picture, co-financed by Disney and Summit Entertainment, cost $20 million to make.

Offspring, which was formed at Disney by siblings Shankman and Gibgot, previously produced the Sandra Bullock starrer "Premonition" and just wrapped the Burr Steers-directed "Seventeen" at New Line; that film starred Shankman's "Hairspray" lead Zac Efron.

This week, Shankman began directing the Adam Sandler starrer "Bedtime Stories" for Disney.

Among the projects that Offspring is developing at Disney are "Undateable," a comedy scripted by Jack Angelo and Sam Brown (with Fuse Entertainment also producing); "Monday, Monday," a Flint Wainess-scripted comedy that is a teenage "Groundhog Day"; "Wish," a live-action "Aladdin" scripted by Bill Kelly ("Enchanted"); a Jason Filardi-scripted "Topper" remake that Offspring will produce with Mandeville, with Steve Martin starring; and a Don Scott-scripted remake of "All of Me" that has Queen Latifah attached to star.

{Seriously, a boardroom at Disney must be the craziest thing we've ever seen. It's like a clown, a mime, Mickey from the theme park, a bear in a top hat, and a 1950's robot.}

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Jackpot, Moment Of Truth, JACKPOT!



Marriage. Over.

Finally, this show steps up!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Easy, crazy girl, easy now.

Crazy Girl at the Pro-Choice Rally Video proof that all fanatics are jerks--no matter what their issue is. She`s actually turned me into a pro-lifer.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Final Five Minutes Of Rambo



Watch every second of this. So much death.

Wow...seriously?

Why You Should Never Propose at a Basketball Game
Congratulations. No one loves you.
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Jesus! At least say yes and then tell him no later!

Michael Bay Demands Things To Be Awesome

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Insanity Is Awe Inspiring


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At what point does it cease to be a "Ski Jump" and instead become a suicide attempt? Listen to the scream on the third jump, it'll crack you up.

Kirk, a God among Men.



This is diplomacy at work. All conflicts, personal or otherwise, with the opposite sex should be settled like this. Woo them with a kiss, then deliver the unsuspecting right hook.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Spongebob cast reenacting the classics.

Lil' J, please, you're drunk!



Look, it's simple. If you have anything to say, say it to her face or hit her up on her myspace. It's all spelled out for you.

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull



"Damn, I thought that was closer..."

'ELBOW'

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fantastic


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Cinder Blocks For Sale



Hey, I asked for cinder blocks, not attitude.

Dated, but still funny.



This is hilarious. I used to be able to see a 'Viva Laughlin' billboard from my roof; if I had to look at that guy's shit eating grin one more day I was gonna burn that thing down.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Some Lost Highway for your afternoon...



"At your house, remember? In fact, I'm there right now..."

Jay Leno Test Drives K.I.T.T.

Lightning Vs. Christ



The 130ft statue of Jesus in Rio was stuck by lightning during a recent storm. High winds caused damage in the city below but the statue was unscathed. Sounds like a lot of church propaganda if you ask me.

You never ask me...

Enjoy the photo.

The Onion News


Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

Fight Quest

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon



It'll be on everyone else's blog, may as well be on mine too.