Thursday, January 31, 2008
Oh, the 60's...
"You know, the girls down at the office make better coffee on their hotplates!"
"I hate to see them work so hard...let's go around back where we can't see 'em"
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Anonymous just took it up a notch!
Feb. 10th, man. Shit is going down. I want this to be BIG--V For Vendetta big. Otherwise it's really not worth my time.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
The Onion News
Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
"What color are the squiggly lines?"
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Wow...
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It's comforting to know that, at any point in my day, I can sit back and say, "You know, I am completely sane". There are some people who can't say that. Like this woman. It's always the religious nuts.
The Onion News
As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote
"It'll bring some of these fatter issues to the forefront and, you know, that can only help the fat community"
Thursday, January 17, 2008
The Onion News
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
"I don't want the wishes to ever end..."
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
NAILED IT
We all know this person, but I'm telling you, this is an absolute, spot on impression of someone I know. There are a handful of you who will watch this and be blown the fuck away. It's perfect. Spot on. 100% nailed it.
I've been standing next to said human being when she has uttered at least 10 of these things to someone at a bar or club.
ESPN Vs. American Gladiators
"The question is, does SHE want to go one more time? That was just the warm-up, here comes the pain!"
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
I feel the need to remind everyone that this movie is coming out. I've said it many times, they need to release a trailer. NOW. The hype for this movie is being far over shadowed by The Dark Knight; they've had a teaser, a trailer, and the first 8 minutes in IMAX. Step up, Indy.
Too Big For Slide
The durability of this slide is equal to the durability of the bond this father has with his son.
Monday, January 14, 2008
What a bitch.
When it comes down to it, yes, Tony Romo should NOT have been on vacation in Cabo before the playoffs. Maybe he should have been conditioning instead of wasting time with Jessica Simpson. At any rate, T.O. is a bitch.
WHAM!
Way to NOT take a punch, buddy. They'll be reviewing this tape in the locker room after the fight; trying to figure out where they went wrong.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
This is the world we live in.
http://quarterwater.blogspot.com/2008/01/end-is-near.html
Check out the link above from Joel's QuarterWater blog. This is a sad commentary on this nations state of affairs going into 2008. When 3,000,000 people walking this Earth have Soulja Boy as their ring tone and 22,000,000 people have watched the instructional video, you know we're in trouble. Twenty two MILLION. I wonder how many people have actually spent time learning that dance instead of acquiring a new hobby or skill. Oh wait, twenty two million!
I've heard the song, it sucks.
I've seen people attempt the dance, it sucks.
This is the world we live in. A world where people sit in front of their computers and learn this stupid fucking dance on the off chance that they will hear it in the club. Then for a few minutes they can "shine".
What makes this different from the Macarena? The Electric Slide?
Soulja Boy says that he has more "Soulja Boy, Tell Em" gifts for us this upcoming year.
Is that a threat?
This is simply another part of pop culture that I want absolutely nothing to do with.
Wake me when it's over.
Check out the link above from Joel's QuarterWater blog. This is a sad commentary on this nations state of affairs going into 2008. When 3,000,000 people walking this Earth have Soulja Boy as their ring tone and 22,000,000 people have watched the instructional video, you know we're in trouble. Twenty two MILLION. I wonder how many people have actually spent time learning that dance instead of acquiring a new hobby or skill. Oh wait, twenty two million!
I've heard the song, it sucks.
I've seen people attempt the dance, it sucks.
This is the world we live in. A world where people sit in front of their computers and learn this stupid fucking dance on the off chance that they will hear it in the club. Then for a few minutes they can "shine".
What makes this different from the Macarena? The Electric Slide?
Soulja Boy says that he has more "Soulja Boy, Tell Em" gifts for us this upcoming year.
Is that a threat?
This is simply another part of pop culture that I want absolutely nothing to do with.
Wake me when it's over.
David Lynch On The iPhone
Thanks Dave, now I feel bad and I don't even OWN an iPhone. But my sister does, maybe she'll feel bad with me.
BEHIND YOU!
You know you have peaked in the journalism world when you are covering a donkey race. At least I think that's what's going on here. I've had whiplash before--bad whiplash. This guy, however, did not survive this.
The Onion News
In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?
"That was voted down by the majority of robots in congress"
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
BARBARIC!
He's either talking about Michael Vick and dog fighting or he's discussing the plot of Conan.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Thursday, January 3, 2008
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