Friday, July 25, 2008

Mick Jagger Turns 65; Is Eligible For Pension




Mick Jagger celebrates his 65th birthday on Saturday; this makes him eligible for basic state pension of just under $180 a week.

In other news, he also took your daughter to prom. She had the best sex she's ever had in her life. Keith bought her boyfriend booze, distracting him from the whole evening. Charlie sat quietly in the limo. Ronnie was just happy to be invited.

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